What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them to the taxodermist.”So you want them mounted?” asked the taxidermist.To which she replied: “No. Holding hands will do just fine.”
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take aloadof peas and line them up around the hole. Then, when the elephant goesto take a pea, kick him in the ash-hole!
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry trees.What’s the loudest noise in the jungle?A Monkey eating cherries.
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, “Gosh! If I go down threeinches I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed.”There was a fish in the water thinking, “Gosh! If […]
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow.
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes a gesture thatthe gorilla interprets as an invitation. He grabs her, yanks her over the fence, and takes her to his nest in the pen. There he ravishes her and makes […]
This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both lids up.3. Find the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom.4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and […]