How do you know that there’s a monster in your bath? You can’t get the shower curtain closed.
Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !
What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !
Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.
What criminal doesn’t take baths? A dirty crook.
Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).
When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.
What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.
A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. ‘Can you give me a room and bath?’ he asked the clerk. ‘I can give you a room,’ the clerk said. ‘But you’ll have to take the bath by yourself!’