How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !
What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you can’t guess who I am!
I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: “Good grief, where are your feet?” I must have left them in bed !
Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !
Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.
When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn’t made up yet.
When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.
Why shouldn’t you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying.
Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you.