What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle
Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !
Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.
Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (too tired).
When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway.
A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. “Where did you get the bike from?” his friends want to know. “It’s a `thank you’ present”, he explains, “from that freshman girl I’ve been tutoring. But the story is kind of weird…” […]
The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -“Geez, are you lucky.” The cyclist says. -“What do you mean by lucky ?” The pedestrian angrily asks. “I got hurt really bad.” -“Ah, you’re lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus.”
Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. “Don’t you know how to ride that yet?” he roared. “Oh yes!” shouted Brad over his shoulder. “It’s the bell I can’t work yet.
Our bank manager can’t ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.