Did you hear about the time Eddy’s sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven.
Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn’t figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type ‘Happy Birthday’
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. ‘Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am,’ he said politely, ‘ but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I’ve noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head […]
What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!
Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party? He heard they were having upside-down cake!
Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He’s trying to age disgracefully!
Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt
Cat: “What did you get him for his birthday?” Dog: “Pant . . . pant!” Cat: “Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!”