Three wishes

It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig’s ass popping out. The first man says, “I wish that was Demi Moore’s Ass” The second man says, “I wish that was Pamela Anderson’s Ass.” Then the third man says, “I wish […]

BMW thinks of everything

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him ina typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.”Top of the mornin’ to yer, sir” says the attendant. Tiger nods […]