Scholarly discussion

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heardthat flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with yourfellow passenger.”Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and saidto the stranger “What would you […]

A good student

It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said “Give me Liberty, or give me Death?” She saw a sea of blankfaces, except for Martinez, who had his hand […]

Anybody Home?

A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about anurgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?”Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to theyoungster, the boss asked, “Is your Daddy home?””Yes,” […]

First grade romance

An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after class. “How did that happen?” gasped her mother.”It wasn’t easy,” admitted her daughter, “but three girls helped mecatch him.

Drawing God

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork.As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she askedwhat the drawing was.The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.Without missing a beat, […]

Sad revelations

A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. “I don’t want to know!” the child said, burstinginto tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me.”Confused, the father asked what was wrong.”Oh dad,” the boy sobbed, “when I was 6 I got the there’s no Santa speech. At 7, […]