Gas Station

Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to do a song. He stoodnext to the diesel pump, lit the place up and it exploded.He started singing “I’m Still Standing”!

My Dog

Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out. “Oh, look at her, she’s precious,just like Mommy.” Me?!? If I birthed something that had 8 nipples – it ain’t leaving the house.

Paddy

I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me one day and told me he was going to apply for a job.He told me that he walked out because the guyasked me for my name and i said”Paddy Milligan”. He said “How do you spell”Milligan”? he replied

Escalators

An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an “Escalator temporarily out of order” sign, just “Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”-Mitch Hedberg