Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don’t work.
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I’ve heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? “Nowledge.”
Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !
Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !