Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!
The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. “Ever have an accident?” “Nope, nary a one.” “None? You’ve never had any accidents.” “Nope. Ain’t never had one. Never.” “Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn’t […]
Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,” said the first. “He’s going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back.” “Not Tex,” the second cowboy replied. “He’ll always be just a good ol’ boy. When he walks in, I’m sure […]
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The cowboy groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became more impatient. “Sir, if you don’t get up from there, I’m going […]
A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe? Well, he’s a lot safer than you are right now!
What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn’t keep his calves together!
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse’s name is Friday!
What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !
Why did the cowboy’s car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble.