Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop
Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)
Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner!
Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you’re planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed […]
Q. What’s the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !
What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.
My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don’t know, I never met him.
Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down