Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They’re extinct)
A husband and wife entered the dentist’s office. The husband said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.” “You’re a brave man,” said the dentist. “Now, show me which tooth it is.” The husband turns to his […]
Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.
Q: What dinosaur can’t stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!
Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !
What followed the dinosaur ? It’s tail !