Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language.
I’ve lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don’t be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!
I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.
What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, ‘What’s up, Doc? What’s up, Doc?’ Check for bugs in your system.
What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes.
What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails? Best viscious.
What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.
Teacher: You’ve been e-mailing other pupils that I’m ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn’t realise you wanted to keep it a secret.
I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!