Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball.
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won’t be empty.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare (air) mail.
What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!
What’s the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One’s a hare-head and the other’s an air-head!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics.