It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants’ star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants’ goal when […]
Two elephants jumped off a cliff……. BOOM BOOM!
Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!
An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them. He then asked, “Who push port-a-potty over cliff?” Nobody answered him. He then asked again, “Who push port-a-potty over cliff?” Again nobody answered. The old Indian said, “I tell story of Georgie and Georgie father. Georgie chop […]
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it’d be very difficult to aim.
Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it’s out of the high rent district.
Why don’t elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?
Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.
Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they’re easier to get at the ballpark.