A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.When he walks into his hotel room, there’s a beautiful girl, nude, lying onthe bed. She says, “Hi, Rabbi, I’m a little something extra that thepresident of the board arranged for you.”The […]
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek says, “We have the Parthenon”The Italian says, “We have the Colosseum”The Greek says “We had great Mathematicians”The Italian says “We had the Roman Empire”…and so on and so on and then the Greek says: “We invented sex”The Italian […]
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt.
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?’Ve haff vays of making you tock!’
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and Hose B?
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning found out that she was six months pregnant.
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes. With whom? With a friend. I don’t know why you left your husband. He is such a good man. I didn’t leave him. He left me! You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies. I […]