Fred’s new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.
Boy: You’ve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? it’s green and wrinkly.
A little boy came running into the kitchen. “Dad, dad,” he said, “there’s a monster at the door with a really ugly face.” “Tell him you’ve already got one,” said his father.
Witch: Doctor, I can’t help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there’s nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don’t like them being pulled.
Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I’d be too polite to mention it !
“Mommy, all the kids at school say I’m a werewolf! Is that true?” “No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face.”
Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!
Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shocked priest gave him the job. […]
I don’t know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.
Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.