A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. “What’s that?” asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to […]
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: “Baroke, baroke, baroke.”
Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!
What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.
Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn’t.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.
What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart’s new?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.
What did one frog say.to the other? Time’s sure fun when you’re having flies!