|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you would love her.” Man says to God: “But God, Why did you make her so dumb?”God says:”So she would love you.” Source MissJoke.com
|Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date… I really don’t like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. I refuse to get cable. That’s how they keep tabs on you. I […]
|Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A better model is always just around the corner.They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.It is always necessary to have a backup.They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.The best part of having either one is […]
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between his toes.
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack of beer!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.