Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers
When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams.
What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping.
Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.
What’s a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghosted.
What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Boo ! Boo who ? Just Boo ! I’m a ghost !
What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end.