Definitions

Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again after swinging.Oxymoron: an easy par three.A hack: when your divot flies further than your ball.Bad golfer: someone who can take strokes off his game only with an eraser.Duffer: the only guy in the world who has an unplayable lie when he […]

LOFT

Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer teed off and hit a dribbler about 60 yards. He turned to the pro and asked, “What did I do wrong?”The pro replied, “Loft.”The next golfer teed off and duck hooked the ball into the woods. He asked the pro the […]

Church Sunday

Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the first friend, “I can always tell who the golfers are in church.””How’s that?” asked his friend.”It’s easy,” he said. “Just look at who is praying with an interlocking grip.”