Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!
Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb, and eleven to do the paperwork.
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
A mean horseman went into a saddler’s shop and asked for one spur. “One spur?” asked the saddler. “Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?” “No, just one,” replied the horseman. “If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!”
What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can’t jump at all. Well neither can a fence!