How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.
Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: “Dead ant, Dead Ant … Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant” (to the tune of Pink Panther theme).
How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter.
A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, “If you don’t eat all your cotton, you won’t get any satin.”
Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, “You bite him ? I’m driving.”
What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?
Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin.
Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves nine.
What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes? A bite-time story.
Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.