Who’s the chief of the internet? E-ronimo!
Who writes all his plays on the Internet? Will-e. Shakespeare.
Who looks after the EuroDisney website? Mick e-mouse.
Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet? Har e-potter.
Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.
What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.
What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don’t know, but it’s e-nourmous.
What do you call an Internet mystery? An e-nigma.
What do you call a ghost on the Internet? e-erie.