|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go on in pairs!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!