Why is the letter “t” so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect.
Which two letters are rotten for your teeth? D K
Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well, Grandma’s very deaf, so I’m writing very loudly.
Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. “What’s the matter?” asked her companion. “Oh dear,” sobbed Auntie, “It’s my favorite nephew. He’s got three feet.” “Three feet?” exclaimed her friend. “Surely that’s not possible?” “Well,” said Auntie, “his mother’s just written to tell me he’s […]
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The bartender hands him the drink, and says “That’ll be five dollars”, to which he replies “What are you talking about? I don’t owe you anything for this”. A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, “You […]
What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!
Who does Dracula get letters from? His fang club.
Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office.
His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them “second class male !”
What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ? Pen Gwyn !