Marriage quotes 14

|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.Getting […]

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|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets […]

Marriage quotes 13

|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I got married…and then it was too late!”Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.When a newly married man looks […]

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|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. — GuitryAh Mozart! He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t. — BorgeAlways talk to your wife while you’re making love… if there’s a phone handy.An archaeologist is the best […]

Marriage quotes 12

|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. — Catch-22Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat.Don’t marry for money; you can […]

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|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. — Dick MartinI do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a […]

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|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it’s curtains!Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too […]

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|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to find anybody who’ll take what I have to give. — Cass DaleyMarriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when […]

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|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.Marriage is the sole […]

Marriage quotes 09

|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife.May you grow so rich your widow’s second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid.May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife.May you never […]