What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other? I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.
Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn’t even entered.
What brings the monster’s babies? The Frankenstork.
Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks – but half the pages are missing. What’s the matter? Isn’t half a million enough for you?
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein
What’s pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? – Grandma monster
Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?- Because if they were small and round and smooth they’d be M&M’s
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?- A wash and wear wolf
Frankenstein: Help, I’ve got a short circuit! Igor: Don’t worry, I’ll lengthen it.