What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? ‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’ !
What do mice do when they’re at home ? Mousework !
One lab mouse to another: I’ve trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don’t know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.
How did Frankenstein’s monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down.
What’s a mouse’s favourite record ? Please cheese me !
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !
Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!
What is a mouse’s favourite game ? Hide and squeak !