Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say “I could’ve done that.”
How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he’s done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. “How’d the meeting go?” asks the first guy. “It went great,” says his buddy. “Tarentino will write and direct for six million, Mel Gibson will star for eight, and we can bring in the […]
Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they’d look silly with long hair !
What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ? Collie-wood !
What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !
What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus – readers !
What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself
What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star.