‘Twas the Night After Christmas

|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler. The tube socks hung empty, no candies or toys and I was camped out on my old Lay-Z-Boy. The kids they weren’t talking to me or my wife, the worst Christmas […]

Chicken jokes 04

|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?A: It eggs-plodes!Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?A: He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be!Q: Is chicken soup good for your health?A: Not if you’re the chicken!Q: Why did the chicken cross the […]