A pig’s favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.
A city child came running into the farmhouse. “No wonder that mama pig is so big,” she yelled. “There’s a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!”
What do you call a pig with three eyes? …A piiig
Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !
The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint. “It was enough to make anybody faint,” he said. “My son asked me for […]
The teacher was furious with her son. “Just because you’ve been put in my class, there’s no need to think you can take liberties. You’re a pig.” The boy said nothing. “Well! Do you know what a pig is?” “Yes, Mom,” said the boy. “The offspring of a swine.”
What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat? A crashing bore.
Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !
What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig’s tie !
What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !