What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story.At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed.At 28 – You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.At 38 – […]
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no one rested
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be – you look familiar”
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. Hesays “When did you start wearing them?” To which the other man replies”Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car.”
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked Bill.”Oh, don’t ask me! I’m coming from the cemetery.I just burried my mother-in-law” replied Sid.”I’m so sorry!” said Bill, “But why is your face schratched all over?”.”It wasn’t so easy!” said Sid, “She put on a hell of a fight!”
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called andvolunteered to come over and fix dinner and play nursemaid to me. Ideclined, not wanting to pass on the flu to her. “Okay honey”, she told me,”Will wait till after we get married. Then we can spend the rest ofourlives making […]
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?” “Why Yes, John, that would be nice,” said Marie. Well, John couldn’t believe his luck. All week long he polished up his car, and on Friday he picked up Marie and […]
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then sucking,and then next thing you know your house is gone!
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he too proud to run after it.
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new positionfor lovemaking.””Really,” said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. “What is it?””Back to back.””But that’s crazy. We can’t do anything back to back.””Yes we can. I’ve persuaded another couple to help out.”