Age difference

What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story.At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed.At 28 – You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.At 38 – […]

Mother-in-law burial

Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked Bill.”Oh, don’t ask me! I’m coming from the cemetery.I just burried my mother-in-law” replied Sid.”I’m so sorry!” said Bill, “But why is your face schratched all over?”.”It wasn’t so easy!” said Sid, “She put on a hell of a fight!”

A story with a moral

While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?” “Why Yes, John, that would be nice,” said Marie. Well, John couldn’t believe his luck. All week long he polished up his car, and on Friday he picked up Marie and […]

Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…

Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new positionfor lovemaking.””Really,” said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. “What is it?””Back to back.””But that’s crazy. We can’t do anything back to back.””Yes we can. I’ve persuaded another couple to help out.”