Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle anda banner that said ‘N I L’. White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymnsto The Great Nullity ,The Blessed Emptiness, and The Big Zero inthe Sky. Morris turned to a […]
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. “When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,” Joe began. “You mean the parking lot,” interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow. “I walked up the trail to the door,” Joe […]
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What mustwe do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?” After a long silence, one of the men in attendanceraised his hand and said: “Sin?”
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration – that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper. “Gladly,” responded the good man. When the church magazine came out a few days later, the elder […]
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?” by Woody Allen.
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith…..3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was Sunday. But hefigured, well, it’s ok if i just play a little bit.So he changed clothes and went out into the green.Up in heaven an angel saw him and reported it toJesus. However, Jesus didn’t do anything when hetold him. “Aren’t […]
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help the church.”The minister replied, “Quit making one dollar bills.”
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!