Q. How do you make holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it.
Who designed Noah’s ark? An ark-itect !
What’s the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can’t keep a good man down !
Who was the best actor in the bible ? Samson, he brought the house down !
God is sitting up in his ivory tower, he’s had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the number one, so he’s decided to go on holiday. He calls all his super-being mates up and they pop around to discuss a few suggestions. “What about Mars,” says one of them. “Nah I went there […]
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing seems to scare them away. Another said, “Yea, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry and in […]
Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam – because he was the first in the human race.
What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar? He raised Cain.
At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve.
What’s black and white, black and white, black and white? A nun rolling down a hill.