A realty salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. “That customer’s going to come back here pretty mad,” he said to his boss. “Should I give him his money back?” “Money back?” roared the boss. “What kind of salesman are […]
What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman.
What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !
What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? “O.K., you asked for it,” the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the […]
What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine’s Day? Rugs and kisses!
Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake.
Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says “all cotton.” Salesman: Oh, that’s just to keep the moths away.
Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.
Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery. Customer: But it says “Made in Cleveland.” Salesman: Haven’t you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?