A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following autumn. As he was walking across the Quad, he stopped a distinguished-looking man and asked: “Sir, can you pleasetell me where your library is at?”The man looked down his nose and replied: “Son, I’m head of the English department, and I […]
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. […]
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At a hockey game you see fast pucks.
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches he noticed that a sexy young coed had sketched the man with an erect penis. The professor commented, “Oh, no, I wanted it the other way.” She replied, “What other […]
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part of the body that, under the right conditions, expands to six times it’s normal size, and state the conditions.”Mary gasped and said in a huff, “Why, Mr. Baldwin! That is an inappropriate question and my parents are going tohear of it […]
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it. Little Johnny handed in his slip and explained to the teacher, “My mom says I can take the course as long as there’s no homework.”
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school and their new teacher introduced herself. She wrote on the board that her name is Ms. Prussy and the day passed without any further incidents. The next morning after greeting the class she asked if anyone remembered her name and little […]
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted to ask “Why do we have to learn thisstuff?””To save lives.” the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. “So how does physicssave lives?” he persisted.”It keeps the ignoramuses out of medical […]
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If I gave you $20,” the teacher began,” and you gave $5 to Mary,$5 to Sally and $5 to Susan, what would you have?””An orgy,” Johnny answered.
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have.He says, “A man who has developed a true sense of appreciation can enjoy a good bowel movement as much as having sexual intercourse.”One student stands up and says, “Professor, either you […]