Expands up to six times its size

Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part of the body that, under the right conditions, expands to six times it’s normal size, and state the conditions.”Mary gasped and said in a huff, “Why, Mr. Baldwin! That is an inappropriate question and my parents are going tohear of it […]

Mrs. Prussy

The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school and their new teacher introduced herself. She wrote on the board that her name is Ms. Prussy and the day passed without any further incidents. The next morning after greeting the class she asked if anyone remembered her name and little […]

How does physics save lives?

One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted to ask “Why do we have to learn thisstuff?””To save lives.” the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. “So how does physicssave lives?” he persisted.”It keeps the ignoramuses out of medical […]