Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey, do you fancy dropping in there and getting shit-faced?”
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.Sent by Chris
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had gotten circumcised last week. “Can I see it?” asked the second gay guy.So the first guy promptly dropped his pants to show off his operation.”Oooh,” squealed his friend, “You look ten years younger!”
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got away.
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight guy has his shirt unbuttoned exposing a heavy coat of chest hair. The gay asked how he came to have so much hair on his chest. He said, “I put Vaselineon it every night.” That night the gay put Vaseline on […]
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry said to Joe, “You know man its been a long time since we had some sex so you oughta let me fuck you.” Joe replied. “Are you crazy?!!” Larrywent on to say, “I promise you that it won’t hurt and we’ll […]