An elderly man goes into a brothel…

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man andasks how old he is. “I’m 90 years old,” he says.”90!” replies the woman. “Don’t you realize you’ve had it?””Oh, sorry,” says the old man, “how much do I […]

Elderly romance

There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home. The old man says to the woman, “For five dollars, I’ll have sex with you on that rocking chair over there. For ten dollars, I’ll have sex with you on that couch. But for twenty dollars, I’ll take you to my […]