What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? Chimney Cricket !
Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.
Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling.
What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a python. Oh you can’t get round me like that, you know.
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said “Go forth and multiply” ? They couldn’t, they were adders !
What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !
“So glad to meet you” said the Hindu politely ? “Charmed I’m sure “, replied the snake !
What’s long, green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !