Who doesn’t like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.
What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.
How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!
Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.
What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:
Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,
What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman’s head? It knocked him cold.
What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers.
What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.
What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !