What do you call a sick extraterrestrial? An ailin’ alien.
What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.
What do astronauts wear to bed? Space Jammies!
What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam.
An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, “How do you feel?” “How would you feel,” the astronout replied, “if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?”
If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what do astronauts get? Missile toe.
I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !
What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !
First Spaceman: I’m hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !
How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? They play astronauts and crosses !