THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation. Mary went first. “My Dad is a baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he were here, he would give everyone a cookie.” Next came Tommy. “My dad is a banker, b-a-n-k-e-r, […]
Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !
Fred came home from his first day at school. “Nothing exciting happened”, he told his mother, “Except the teacher didn’t know how to spell cat so I told her”
How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t “That’s not how the dictionary spells it” “You didn’t ask me how the dictionary spelt it !”
Spell mousetrap with three letters. C-A-T
How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).
Can you spell jealousy with two letters? NV (envy).
Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y’s)
How can you spell too much with two letters? XS (excess).
Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP.