Q: What did the football say to the football player? A: I get a kick out of you.
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! “Damn.” A bad skydiver goes, “Damn.” WHACK!
Did you hear about the underwater snooker player? He was a pool shark!
How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change the lightbulb, and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
Q: What’s the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: One’s a glueless kit and the other’s a clueless git!
Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What stories are told by basketball players ? Tall stories !
What is a runner’s favourite subject in school ? Jog-raphy !
Why do artists never win when they play football ? They keep drawing !
Ref:I’m sending you off Player: What for ? Ref: The rest of the match !