What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !
Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night.
What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste.
What game do you play if you don’t take care of your teeth? Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk.
Why didn’t the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren’t loose.
How can you shorten a bed? Don’t sleep long in it.
Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more bark than bite.
Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night.
Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?…Son: I don’t know. The dentist kept it