If your watch is broken, why can’t you go fishing? Because you don’t have the time.
Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time.
Why couldn’t the clock be kept in jail? Because time was always running out.
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets when a clock is around? Because time will tell.
How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.
What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver? Time to get a new watchdog.
What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.
What dog can tell the time ? A watch dog !
A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. “What is the big brass gong and hammer for?” one of his friends asked. “That is the talking clock,” the man replied. “How’s it work?” the friend asked. “Watch,” the student said then proceeded to give the […]