I am called a Princess

The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that […]

A delicacy

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served?”The waiter replied, ” Ah […]

Playing tabla

Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach & the wife was patting him on his butt. He happened to ask her what she was doing, she said “I`m playing the Tabla” He turned around & told her “Alright now you can start playing the […]

From a Southwest Airlines employee….

From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden […]

Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…

Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight attendants that breakfast could be served.One of the passengers, upset because he was awakened, growled, “Whoturned on the fucking lights!””Oh, no sir,” the nearest flight attendant replied. “Those are the breakfast lights. You slept through the ‘fucking lights.’”