Good sales strategy

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.It wasn’t long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly100% of the recruits he advised. Rather than asking him about this,the Captain stood at the back […]

A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…

A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You count toten and pull the first ripcord. If the chute doesn’topen, pull the second. That should do it. Then, afteryou land, there’ll be a truck waiting to pick you up.”The soldier checked his gear, called out the customary”Geronimo!” and jumped out […]

Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…

Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan mopping the base’scorridor floors, and asked him,”Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?”Private Duncan replied, “Sure.”The Corporal turned red. He said, “That’s no way to address asuperior officer! Now let’s try it again. Private, do you […]

A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…

A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enormous erection.”Sergeant-Major!” the colonel shouted.”Give this man 30 dayscompassionate home leave.””Yessir,” the Sgt. Major replied.A few months later the same thing occurred with the same man.”Sergeant-Major! Give this man another 30 dayscompassionate home leave,” the Colonel barked.A few months […]