Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches? It’s called The Hex-Files.
Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust? The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.
Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.
What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I’d put a curse on you – but somebody beat me to it!
What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !
Who went into a witche’s den and came out alive ? The witch !
Why do witches have stiff joints ? They get broomatism !
How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big “W” embroidered on her pyjamas !
What is the witches motto ? We came, we saw, we conjured !
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !