Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers will be able withdraw cashwithout leaving their vehicle. (Other accounts can also utilisethis facility) Male and Female procedures have been tailored tobest reflect the behaviors of those particular groupings.PROCEDURE FOR MALE CUSTOMERS:1. Drive up to the ATM2. Open the car window3. […]
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do what she’s told.
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman on board.The headquarters in the US calls:”Monkey #1, Monkey #1 report to coms for instructions.”He sits down and he is told to release the pressure in compartment 1, increase the temperature in engine 4 and to release oxygen to the reactors. […]
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness. In a panic she rushed into the corridor and headed for the bathroom. It was not until she collided with an elderly gentleman that she realized she didn’t have a stitch of clothing on.Horrified, […]
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s LifeThe Doctor – who tells her to “take off all her clothes.” The Dentist – who tells her to “open wide.” The Milkman – who asks her “do you want it in the front or the back?” The Hairdresser – who asks her “do you want it […]
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The questiondirected: “Give four advantages of breast milk.” What to write? Hesighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping forthe best:1. No need to boil.2. Cats can’t steal it.3. Available whenever necessary.So far […]
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. “No woman,” said one man, scornfully, “can keep a secret.” “I don’t know about that,” huffily answered a woman guest. “I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.” “You’ll let it out some day,” the […]
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.